Quotable Quotes
All of these are totally real and incredibly... credible quotes.
Angelina Jolie
“Oh, God, I struggle with low self-esteem all the time! I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it's unbelievable!”
George F. Burns
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
“Have you ever actually seen a Cyber Bully? They look like malnourished skeletons, dude.”